Fast and Furious: Mexico Twist

Paul Walker would be rolling over in his Hollywood grave, or perhaps turning over on Vin Diesel if he could read what was going on in Washington the past few days.

Thats because President Obama's recent executive order is being compared to a Nixonian-like political measure to "cover up" documents. These documents may hold insight into a complex scheme involving the exchange of weapons to Mexican cartel gangs, many of which reappeared in border towns and the United States at crime scenes.

While giving guns to Mexican cartel gangs may sound like a good idea at first, consider the fact that Mexicans still live in the United States, and will probably remain here until Mitt Romney is able to finally fully export them back to Mexico.

Mr. Obama's response is the same that its been since his days as a high school nerd:

Stress wearing on Romney during high-risk small town tour

Mitt Romney has taken to his first real election tour, choosing a high-stress, completely random small town tour, speaking to crowds in Ohio and Pennsylvania, among others, drawing a widely-varying mix of middle-aged, blue collar white people.

Romney was perhaps most well-received in Wisconsin, where newly re-elected Governor Walker gave him away. As the 45th Governor of Wisconsin, Walker wished Romney luck in becoming the 45th President of the United States.

But the road ahead will be difficult. Take it from Jessie Spano.

And with future plans to perhaps even speak in towns and cities with black and latino residents, Romney's stress level may far exceed Spano's. It may approach Bill O'reilly from Inside Edition.

Needless to say, the Romney campaign is tightly monitoring Mr. Romney's stress-levels as he operates in high-risk towns like Janesville, Wisconsin, 95.25% white, and mainly a manufacturing town with the majority of residents having achieved less than a college degree.

Miami's Cannibal a sign of what's wrong with the Left

On Saturday, May 26th, Rudy Eugene, 31, got into a heated argument with Ronald Poppo. What ensued was captured on video, and can only be described as a Zombie-like cannibalistic attack. The encounter ended when police were forced to shoot and kill Mr. Eugene after he had eaten and mangled Poppo's face.

While drugs called "bath salts", the new LSD that can be snorted, injected or swallowed, causing crazy, violent reactions, are part of the blame, the underlying cause is clearly the extent to which the Occupy Movement has brought out the true nature of liberals around the country.

"This cannibal, this guy down in Florida, he's more in common with the Occupy movement than he does any other group in this country. The same kind of perverted stuff goes on, maybe not cannibalism, but i mean you've got every other example of human depravity going on within the Occupy movement." - Rush Limbaugh


And to make matters worse, the year is 2012, and President Obama could actually become re-elected as the President of the United States, both clear signs of a zombie-like apocalypse.

However, Mr. Obama clearly does not seem convinced. A new popular theory emerging is that of a government conspiracy, an experiment to see if it is capable to make people get so high and crazy that they are capable of eating faces, which would obviously lead to more votes for Obama.

"This was a govt experiment gone wrong. Won't be hearing much about it anytime soon and anything you do will fall in line with what is already tossed out......evil drugs made him do it. I was around plenty of pot smoking and any other number of drugs when I was younger and nobody ever ate anybody's face off." - Random Internet Expert, Read more: http://www.city-data.com/forum/politics-other-controversies/1591445-miami-cannibal-attack-horrific-dangers-2.html#ixzz1wgp3riiZ

You see, chemists with their Ph.Ds spend government money to research the effects of chemicals on getting people to go crazy, in turn, receiving less funding by the government which, well, basically then makes zombies eat the faces of republican voters. Its the same as contrails, just another example of our federal government trying to regulate and protect us with our money while secretly trying to kill us, impeding the philanthropic activities of Oil companies, wall street banks, and the Wal-Marts of the world.